worked today. chinese wedding, 26 tables + 2 VIP, one phrase to describe today's work: piece of cake.
as usual, i'm the runner, busy busy during set up, slack during dinner and closing. :) worked at legends for so long, this is the few rare times that work is slack to the max.
ate the extra food, then home.

the lame joke that sam shared with kevin and me on our cab ride home,

what do you call a blind deer?
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no idea->(no eye deer)

next, what do you call a paralysed and blind deer?
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still no idea (still no eye deer) *where still means not moving*

and lastly, what do you call a deer that is blind, paralysed and unable to have sex?
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still fucking no idea (still fucking no eye deer).

ok, if u still can't get it, try telling this to someone and maybe you'll eventually get the joke. :) enjoy!